Tuesday, November 18, 2014

The PEN IS Mightier Than the Sword

True Tot Story  Names are changed to protect the not-so-innocent:

     Scrub, scrub, two mischievous young tikes in a tub. One is Daniel, the other Grace. Says Daniel to himself, Wouldn’t it be fun to pee?

     Up Daniel stands, and out comes a lemony stream; and better yet, onto sweet Grace.

     Tee-hee, pee-he, on me!! thinks Grace.

     Sweet Grace won’t be outdone. Up she arises, and out comes her lemony stream.

     A stereo of tee-hees... as Mommy/sitter sees… the urine-trouble bubbles of sweet Daniel and Grace.

Synchronized take-away:  
1) Two wrongs do not make a right, and 
2) The PEN IS mightier than the sword.



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